11- Iron Town and a Quarrelling Tribe 26-7-2016

·        Troll attack, party make short work. Dhurgir unzips him, collects troll dong, gold troll teeth

·        Party arrive in Iron Town. The residents are surly, not very welcoming to outsiders

·        Barman at the pub seems to be the most helpful, gives some insight into the phantasm attack, and recent attacks by the elves in the neighbouring forest.

·        Party head to the inn to bed down but are disappointed by the price. Pitt upsets the old lady behind the desk and she kicks everyone one.

·        Party camp at the edge of town.

·        Party head to the forest of the tree people. They surrender their weapons and are cuffed and tied together, taken to the Elve’s enclave

·        Speak with Cheiftan Ergan – he believes the miners overstepped their boundaries and started digging on sacred ground

·        Party head back to the town, meet Glavin at the smelting yard. He is similarly surly and claim the elves are “savage Krints”

·        Party enquire at Leyton’s rental shack – cost of renting a boat is astronomical. Party see boats down by the docks and agree it might be easier to steal one.

·        Party go back to the pub and ask where the mayor is. Go to his house but conversations don’t go too well. Party agree to bed down inside the lighthouse, which is currently not in use.

·        Party agree that Diplomacy is the answer and agree to “kidnap” Glavin and take him to the enclave. Ellemin laces 4 bottles of falcon punch with sleeping potion, and knock Glavin and his friends out on their way to the pub.

·        Noticed by young couple who ask to take Glavin home. He is put to bed, and couple take his keys, lock up and leave. Ellemin breaks back in.

·        Dhurgir ties him up, ready to escort out of town. Game ends at approx 8pm

 

Funnies

·        Pitt – “I’m not looking down his urethra”

·        Various allusions to a TROLL PEN1S CANNON

·        Ellemin tries to convince Pitt that “pirates are geezers” and a secret pirate handshake

·        Dhurgir tells Therin he’s an engineer. Therin replies “You’re a dwarf!”

·        Dhurgir’s idea of wrapping the sick people in blankets

Attacks

·        Dhurgir unzipping troll pen1s.